Posted on November 21, 2009 at 12:39 am in Awesome, Funny // Comments

What’s possibly the worst swear word out there in the world? Guardian columnist Jon Ronson had a tough time telling it to his son, so he fibbed… with hilarious results. Here’s a bit:

"You’re a great dad!" Joel says as we drive home.

"And you’re a great son!" I reply with a magical twinkle.

We smile lovingly at each other.

"There is a worse swearword than fuck, isn’t there?" says Joel.

"Yes, there is!" I say, still with a magical twinkle.

"What is it?" asks Joel.

"It’s c…" I begin. I stop. "Uh," I say.

Read till the ending. The payoff is great.

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